craptions for badly photoshopped, gratuitous kissing photos include:
“when he kisses me; he gives me butterflies and all of lifes problems seem to melt away”“<3”“forever and always ♥  as long as i have him, i have everything i ever need or want.”

craptions for badly photoshopped, gratuitous kissing photos include:

“when he kisses me; he gives me butterflies and all of lifes problems seem to melt away”
“<3”
“forever and always ♥ as long as i have him, i have everything i ever need or want.”

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the first highschool i went to had a running club. actually, I’m pretty sure there might’ve been a walking club on at the same time as well. anyway, people would get to school two hours early to run or walk around a park located near school.
i would get to school two hours late because i was sleeping.

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the great thing about the film marley and me is that owen wilson kind of looks like a golden retreiver

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  • Tom: Jacob, your girlfriend needs you.
  • Jacob: jesus christ! it's almost at the solo in octavarium

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rage, it is almost 4am. I do not want “oz rock” or whatever you call what you are playing right now.

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going to get a dog and dub it accio

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radeladle:

OMG
YES
ACTUALLY HAPPENING

I&#8217;m glad someone gets to live out my formal entrance dreams *sniff*
be politically correct &#8212; try and get midgets?

radeladle:

OMG

YES

ACTUALLY HAPPENING

I’m glad someone gets to live out my formal entrance dreams *sniff*

be politically correct — try and get midgets?

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I just used conditioner before shampoo.

Currently waiting to see the results. It’s risks like these that make life worth living.

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