January 2012
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Samantha Barks lands Eponine role in Les... →
Between finding out that Taylor Swift is no longer playing Eponine, and realising the difference between Hugh Grant and Hugh Jackman; my excitement for this film has been reignited.
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December 2011
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November 2011
5 posts
I was thinking I’d need to get up and close my door but then the wind blew it shut.
I went to a 21st with an open bar last night and now my life hurts. Can I just experience Harvest from the foetal position?
October 2011
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this show is so good at the internet →
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Personally, I don’t give one fleecy pink unicorn turd who becomes McKinley’s...
– NY Magazine accurately sums up most of my feelings about Glee lately
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September 2011
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Someone sat in front of me on the train and now I can’t spend the next hour looking at my reflection in the glass.
IS PEOPLE STILL BUYING ED HARDY? ALSO IF I STILL... →
What are the chances that Beysus was conceived in...
I think this is what national pride is supposed to feel like.
August 2011
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Employed!
I will miss my boredom naps
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Things I saw at the park today: Wedding Party...
1x bride with angel wings tattooed on her back (to paraphrase Santana Lopez, I thought those were outlawed in the ’90s for being totally tacky) having her photo taken mid-cigarette. 1x groom with 3x rats tails. I can’t even make this stuff up.
July 2011
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If Jay-Z and Beyonce haven’t already claimed the name for Bey’s lady parts, I will also go by Hovary.
I have decided that my rap pseudonym will be Ovarieezy
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While I was reading the Walking Dead I kept dreaming about zombies. Except it was less strategising, killing zombies, and fighting for survival; and more anxiously sitting at home, occasionally checking the security of entrances, and talking to people on facebook about how much zombies suck.
oh my god the last three facebook birthday messages I sent to people have basically been the same this is my worst nightmare.
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